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Parts of me that hurt after last night’s dodgeball game:

  • my right shoulder
  • the ring and index fingers on my right hand
  • my obliques
  • my right butt-cheek
  • my thighs
  • my right foot
  • my everything

Comments

Anonymous said…
I may be that guy.

But this list makes you that guy.

As I read through that list, I pictured this guy.
Anonymous said…
Also, you have to say that last line item like Patrick Stewart.
Jay said…
I hope you got lots of kisses to make your ouchies better. Especially if the bruises are impressive, or in the shape of religious figures.