Cancon on The Smoking Gun

Censors Stand On Guard For Canada

Sarah brought this one to my attention last night. Hilarious stuff. Kudos to The Smoking Gun.

Comments

Beth said…

I can't wait to see Adventures in Facesitting and Squirt Hunter Vol. 1 now that I know they are allowed into the country. And the 1976 classic, The Devil Inside Her.

I love that Banned in Canada 2 was admissible!

But, Forced to Lactate?? WTF???

11:07 pm

Anonymous said…

I'm really scratching my head, trying to figure out the criteria.

I think we need to have a Border Prohibition marathon. We can get together in Buffalo and watch everything that goes in.

10:33 am

Anonymous said…

I keep looking for the 'Porn Title Creator' posting on Workopolis with no luck. One day my dream will come true.

11:13 am

Beth said…

I don't know about "Porn Title Creator," but I do have a friend who does subtitles for porn for a living. Seriously. I'm not making that up.

6:23 pm

I should add...

... that two people were instrumental in my joining Twitter. First, Isha . She sent out an article on it when the application was still brand new. (And I remember thinking, "Screw that noise. Like I need more online commitments.) Second was Rebecca . She joined up just a short while ago, claiming she hadn't met a bandwidth she didn't like . (And then she disappeared entirely from the internets .) It looked nice and pretty over there on her sidebar, and then I got a little jealous. The rest: history. And for those unobservant among you ( Jorge ), the Twitter feed is right there on my sidebar, replacing the old Radio 3 player that I loved, but that I think scared the bejezus out of a lot of people. Also, everyone should join Twitter. I'm needing some diversions , people.

Change Two: Drink More Water Such a simple thing, yet something I just can't seem to find the time to do. About the only water I drink in your average day is whatever sweat happens to trickle off my mustache. Hydration (so the smart people tell me) is a good thing. I'm less fatigued when I drink water. I'm less hungry when I drink water. I'm even less grumpy when I drink water. I promise you nothing especially impressive. Eight glass a day ain't gonna happen. I'm shooting for two on average; two trendy, metallic, not gonna bleed Bisphenol A into my system bottles of water. I know were off to a rip-roaring start, what with the list-making and the hydration, but I'll try to get crazier with future changes. Stuff like: go to work drunk more, and buy a pair of leather pants. For now, let me ease into it.

Discuss Amongst Yourselves - January 30th, 2006

In case you don’t read my comments (and if not, you’re nuts cause that’s where all the good stuff is), Courtney has just declared herself movie illiterate. So, if you had to recommend five essential movies that everyone should see, what would they be? Let me stress: only five. For those of you with break-the-rules tendencies (like--I dunno--just picking a name out of the air... Jorge ?), your comment gets chucked out. Give’r.

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