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Discuss amongst yourselves - July 18th

Which would you rather be described as having?

a) an ass that won't quit
b) an ass you could set your drink on
c) an ass like a ten year-old boy

Comments

Anonymous said…
d) An ass that a ten year old won't quit putting his drink on.

What the hell do I look like, a table?
Jay said…
Well I think that a) is the "right" answer here. I mean, any way you say it, it's kind of a compliment. Unless a gimpy guy in a dark alley says it, in which case, I can only hope to run.
Omeaux said…
Definitely the ass of a ten year old boy.

They have spectacular asses. Actually, the rest of them ain't bad, either.
Anonymous said…
Aaaaand CUT!

That's it, I'm keeping Harry Potter away from Jason.

Incidentally, I would agree with Jason on the synopsis of his ass.

Jay, from what little I have seen of her, has a great tush.

And Dave? Well, you know those bare-red-assed monkeys? That's his ass.
Anonymous said…
Oh, shit. Jason stole my answer.
kris said…
Most definitely an ass that won't quit. I'd get more of my supplies up the mountain that way.
Anonymous said…
And by mountain, do you mean ass?
Rebecca said…
I have to agree with Jorge's first answer, although simply a) is the best I can hope for.
Tammy said…
I'd say (a), but I've had to settle instead for an ass that tries really hard.
Dave said…
Yes, an ass that works real hard until 11:30, then takes a two hour lunch, then performs okay until maybe 2:00, then dogs it for a while before leaving ten minutes early. There's the right answer.

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