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I know it’s not Monday, but I’ve got two questions for you.

  1. Any suggestions for a new feature? I’ve been pretty negligent here on my non-feature days but fairly loyal otherwise. And it’s not that I can’t be bothered, but just that I haven’t been enraged, aroused, stupefied, or bored enough lately—which is not to say that I’m unhappy. I’m very happy, but what’s a guy to do: post a smiley and sign off? Long story short, having another feature would make me a little more… regular, if you will. No suggestion is too dumb.
  2. There was a Tom Jones song released about ten years ago. I don’t know the name of this song, I don’t know the name of the album, but I do know that it had a rap component. In case it’s not immediately apparent, Tom Jones + Rap = Funny Shit. Does what I’ve described sound remotely familiar to anyone? He sang it on The Arsenio Hall Show, if that helps.

Hook a brother up

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Jay said…
Sorry kid, no help from me. I pride myself on being helpless.
The concept of not having anything to blog about is beyond me, and I'd like to think that the majority of mine are "happy."
The concept of a Tom Jones rap is so ludicrous to me that I will henceforth convince myself that that part was just a dream. Okay?
1:41 pm
Anonymous said…
You could have a "Regularity" update....you know....fibre intake, time and effort required...

You said no idea was too dumb!

Tom Jones...the last thing I remember him releasing was a song called Sex Bomb. That was maybe 6-7 years ago....don't remember if it had a rap component though.
2:27 pm
kris said…
Sex bomb + Arsenio Hall in same conversation = makes me queasy . . .
2:55 pm
Anonymous said…
No idea is to dumb.

People, however, can be dumb.

I like your idea trolling.

Try "Long Story Short".

I will call you about this, as I miss the sound of your voice already Biune.

Love,
Lawke
4:24 pm
Brian said…
If you get really really bored right about song lyrics or songs. everyone's got ideas about songs ... and they usually aren't afraid to say what they think about it. Like, is it Lucy in the Skies or Lucy in Disguise with Diamonds?

Otherwise try photoblogging - requires less talking. Go to www.flickr.com and get a free account. YOu can only keep 100 pictures on it. Then go out with your digital camera or find cheesy pictures online and post about em.

~b
1:04 pm
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