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Thought I'd teach myself some HTML and make a bitchin site unlike any other. After about six days at it, I've discovered that I can't learn something new without forgeting something I usd to know. I widened the margins on my site but then couldn't remember how zippers worked. So I just gave in and adopted another standard blogger template, which makes me lame and unoriginal

Touch You Last is back in business after a week's neglect. Expect all the regular features, with the exception of the continuing story which we all stopped caring about a long time ago. If you're crushed about that one, let me know and I'll ship the whole thing to you uncut and commercial free.

Peace out.
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Rebecca said…
Zippers? Like the things on your jacket? Wow....

(Kidding! If you need advice about margins, let me know. I just finished teaching myself CSS, so I've got a tonne of useless programing language floating around here.)
7:13 am
kris said…
Katie, I wear only heels as I can't even remember that.
12:33 pm
Anonymous said…
Blogger is funny.
The front page looks great, but your second page formatting doesn't match.

WHAT THE HELL?

That being said, I like the new format.

And I'm glad you're back. Even though we had big boy playtime last week, I've had to carry the load of awesome blogging since you've been gone.

And that's pretty damned heavy.
1:40 pm
Dave said…
Rebecca - I may take you up on that promise some time in the future, but for the present I remain feeling burned and stupid. One day I will swallow my pride and ask for help.

Jorge - I can always count on you to back me up. And also to make me look supergay.
4:49 pm
kris said…
Katie and I feel like red-headed stepchildren. Thanks for the returno-comments, Dave.
6:40 pm
Dave said…
What can I say? When someone leaves a comment and it's very naturally funny, you leave it alone. You should know that I love you. But if that's not enought...

Kris: Word.
Katie: Word.
12:40 am
Anonymous said…
I like cheese
6:44 pm
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