“Barry,” my cousin Mike said, “I think it’s time.” It was clear that my brother didn’t feel the same way, but he only shrugged, which Mike took as agreement. “Dave,” he said, giving the words as much gravity as he could muster, “Go get the dictionary.” I was nine years old, and a tag-along. I’d walked in on my brother telling a story about how—during school that morning—a girl he knew got her period in the middle of French class. And I laughed like the dickens. And then they called me on it. After I’d lugged the dictionary down from the spare room, Mike told me to look up the word period and read out the definition. “The end of a cycle, a series of events, or a single action?” “Keep going,” he said. “The full pause with which a sentence closes?” “Not that.” “An interval of geologic—“ “Gimme that!” He yanked the book towards him, read down the page, and pointed me towards the definition he’d found. Menstruation: the monthly discharge of blood from the uterus of nonpregnant women from pu...
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They call me a pioneer.
You know what I was thinking?
Don't call it a comeback! I've been here for years.
lol.. love your profile description too btw
By the way, thanks for the money that your country sent our country to help clean up the aftermath of Katrina. Apparently, when you are spending 80 billion to fund a war, it takes awhile to sign an ok on a package to release 10.5 billion to help give people in your own developing country food and water.
Contrary to Kanye West's comments on 9/1, I don't think Bush hates black people; I think he hates poor people.
Just something uplifting.
Dave, you and Sarah will make Vegas a better place. Just by being there. The true 'Sin City' in the US is D.C.
Yes, we do, in fact, have a Labour Day (note the presence of the "u"!) up here in Canada.
Hope your Vegas trip is wonderful. I'm going in December.
My best speculation would be that he stumbled upon the liquor cabinet at 12:00 am.
You are an elitist with your Blogger-only comments field.
Please change, or kindly roast in hell.
Hugs and Pancakes,
Jorge
PS: I really like your blog.
You are an elitist bastard as well..
Love and French Toast,
Jorge
Personally, I'd much rather have a pregnant belly than an ugly dog.
As Dave's Blog Rep, I am here to calm you down.
He will return. Until that time, all questions should be directed to me.
To answer your query, yes..
We folks up in Canada get weeks off at a time.
Plus, we get the following benefits:
- Free Turkey at Thanksgiving
- Condoms in the mailbox EVERY DAY
- Steak Tartar coupons with no expiry
Feel free to move up here.
Intelligent, cute gals are always welcome.
Jorge
Representative for Dave
Something tells me your boytoy might have unrealistic expectations.
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and promptly dropped at least once.
P.S. We also have universal health care! Yay!
Unfortunately, when your government spends a hundred thousand times more on military operations than health care, you'll never rise above 35th.
That $500 is just going towards all of the military gear that you have waiting for you when you find out that all American Kids born after 1970 were drafted into the reserves when they were born.
Pretty spiffy, non?
One tends to get tired of the spam comments. They are never useful or interesting like the spam emails I get from folks who want to help me enlarge my penis, make my penis harder, get me cheap drugs, or invite me to their new webcam.
Eternally roasting,
Biscuit
J
It makes your blood slide through your arteries faster because of the grease.
I was going to post some stuff about the Vegas trip tonight, but instead I'm just gonna post the words 'Good job. Carry on.'
We're busy here!
Katie's blog is certified 100% Katie.
It's great.