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Try this prank:

Shave the hair off your body and strip down naked. Then pour hot water over yourself so that your skin steams when you walk out into the cold. Run up to the first person you see and demand, “What day is today?” When they answer with the day of the week, shout, “What year?!?” After they respond, bellow, “God, NO! I’m too late!” Suddenly, look up into the sky in terror, then shield your face and scream, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Hilarious!

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Jorge said…
Twitter has made you silly.
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