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Yes, I’m still around, but I don’t have much to say. Feeling lazy. Feeling particularly union these days. I think we bloggers get sluggish in the warmer months. I’ve got a big-ass vacation coming up, and also Armada’s launch (June 10), but for the moment there’s not a lot going on. Instead, I’ll draw your attention to funny and amusing things that I can claim no responsibility for.

Reasons Not to Fear the Reaper - from McSweeney’s

A letter from Britney - from the girls at Go Fug Yourself

Kris’s vacation recap (You're missing out if you're not clicking the links) - at Not a Girl, Not Yet a Wino

Ceiling cat (marginally NSFW) - link courtesy of Omar

Pamie addresses her foot stalker - by Pamie

Comments

kris said…
You are so kick ass - thanks for the nod!

TAKE ME ON VACATION WITH YOU!!!! PWEASE!
Jay said…
Did you just direct me to read something involving a "bulbous big toe"?
Really?
Dave said…
You just want you're own toe stalker. Admit it; don't be ashamed.
Anonymous said…
When I rub my toes, they get bigger.
Anonymous said…
Anyone that copyrights their blog is a superstar.

I feel dirty after reading that.
Anonymous said…
Speaking of Britney, I think it's oddly hilarious that she's having Irish twins.

Not hilarious that the kids will have to grow up with her and K-Fed as parents, though.

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