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Said last night while doing laundry

Sarah: Baby, here’s your gitch.
Dave: Wicked. I love underwear! It keeps my junk from touching my nice pants.

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Omeaux said…
You know. The things couples say to eachother is just so freaking awesome.

I'll have to write down the next funny thing Katie and I say, it probably won't take long - knowing her
Beth said…
You guys freaking rock.

Can't wait to see you (T minus 8 hours)!!
Anonymous said…
Aesop?
Shakespeare?
Twain?
All hacks in this new light.
=)
Anonymous said…
Hahahaha. Just when I was sure I would never be good at the whole 'marriage' thing -- a conversation I can relate to .

Nice.
Jay said…
Does everyone know what a gitch is except me?

p.s. My word verification is "oh dic"
Anonymous said…
Dave is a liar.

He doesn't have nice pants.

PS: Have a good trip.

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