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Discuss Amongst Yourselves - Monday, November 7th

How far behind do I have to be to finally give up on this whole NaNoWriMo nonsense? (I'm currently running a 3,500 word deficit.)

Comments

kris said…
You gave it a good college try!

Let it go! and get back to:

A) blogging (aka the avenue to true fulfillment for writers everywhere),

B) drinking adult beverages,

C) explaining to outsiders why it is that you and Jorge aren't married, but will be when it's finally legal,

D) watching old-timey movies and writing about them on wednesdays,

E) posing for solo pictures and passing them off as "mistakes."

That's why we love you. Not because of any contest or payment (which should be made in American currency and which is LATE, by the way).
Rebecca said…
Meh. I'm about 6000 words behind, but I'm not calling it quits just yet. I need to know what's going to happen next!
Beth said…
Re: (C) -- are we legalizing polygamy in Canada now? You & Jorge (and Sarah & Tanya) should consider moving to Bountiful, BC!
Jay said…
3500 is only a good day worth of writing. You just need to pull an all-nighter and a few cans of redbull. Wait, you're not too old for that now, are you?
Anonymous said…
Give up and I will hunt you down and throw rotten bananas at you.

I can't stop this thing, and I'm running a way larger deficit than you are.
kris said…
I just miss your comments on my blog. That's all. It's a selfish thing.
Anonymous said…
Never give up! You never know, you might have a burst of words at the last second. If you're like me, you work best under pressure. This is the time when you will write your best stuff!
Anonymous said…
Always give up as soon as it occurs to you to do so. This is the key to spiritual integration and fiscal EXPLOSION!
Anonymous said…
Wow.
Kris misses you commenting on her blog.

After all this time of dissing you the truth comes out.

You really ARE loved by everyone.

But..
DON'T GIVE UP.

Bastard.
Anonymous said…
What was I saying about not giving up? For the love of God, I am writing about a conversation in a pub now.

Jesus H...
This is not going well...
BAH!

Still 3500 words in the hole...
Dave said…
Kris: Thanks for pointing out the important things in life. I will get back to all these soon enough. Outstanding new picture, by the way. But why are you drinking wine in a boardroom?

Rebecca: You a rock star. As long as you're keeping on, I'm keeping on.

Beth: What kind of ploy is this? We move out there are you come over to McGill? You no likey?

Jay: You've been burning my ass for days now. Why so mean?

Jorge: If you quit now, it makes it all the more easier for me to quit. Be a good man and do the right thing.

Everyone else: Word.
Beth said…
Dave, of course me likey! I was just kidding about you moving to Bountiful... while they'd be in favour of your & Jorge's polygamy, I don't think that gay polygamy would go over too well =)

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