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Discuss amongst yourselves - October 31st

What was your best and worst Halloween costume?

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Anonymous said…
Best?
Either the Crow or Indiana Jones.

Worst?
Indiana Jones BEFORE I got the actual bullwhip. I made the whip out of shock cord and tie wraps.

STUPID!
Anonymous said…
My last trick-or-treating season, I was a farmer. I wore my dad's green coveralls and a pair of rubber boots.

My mother made me an elaborate wizard's costume. It was purple with yellow moons and stars. I wore a ten-inch white beard. And an old man said to me, 'Oh! The Lone Ranger! That's wonderful!'

And, when I was two, I was a chinaman. Complete with rice-paddy-worker's bamboo sunhat and greasepaint fu-manchu.
kris said…
Best = Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. Common, yes, but I made me some great lookin' shoes . . .

Worst = An ex beau and I went as grapes. We looked great at the beginning, but by the end of the night everyone had popped my balloons and I was left with saggy popped latex and spandex on. Not attractive.
Anonymous said…
Well, it's cool that you went from being grapes to being raisins.
:)

Haha!

Er..
Put down that knife...
kris said…
No you didn't.

No you didn't.




And you made fun of my love of puns.
Anonymous said…
I dressed as a prostitute last year, and it got me a date, so that's the best.

On second thought, the date totally sucked, so that's probably the worst too.
Anonymous said…
I tried to blacken my eye in the third year of university. I stood in the bathroom of my basement room and repeatedly slammed my fist into my face. I got a swelling, but no shiner. It was lame-o. The following year I stole Dave's idea and went as Alex from A Clockwork Orange. Better.
Anonymous said…
Best: Fuzzy pink bunny (in a costume made for me by my Mom) at age 6. I was also a princess, Katie, wearing the "Junior Bridesmaid" dress that my Aunt Pat wore in my Mom and Dad's wedding.

Worst: Plumber. I wore coveralls and carried a plunger. Which I said had never plunged toilets. I lied.

I am NOT creative with costumes. I was a sweet, sweet Eurotrash chick at that WT party, though.
Dave said…
Best: porn star. Worst: every year after I had a good costume and then immediately used it again next Halloween (i.e. Darkman, Ghostbuster).

Bill did indeed steal my Alex from Clockwork Orange idea. I told everyone what I was going to be, and he basically said, "That's what I'm doing now, so forget about it. And I'd do it better than you." He was right, though.

Pictures of white trash bash, Alex, and porn star Dave to be posted later tonight.
Lushy said…
I'm late to this conversation, but...

Best: Mr. (Ms.) Heat Miser, complete with the song and everything.
Worst: Gorton's Fisherwoman. Only three people knew who I was and everybody else wondered why the hell I was handing out fish sticks.

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