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Items of note

  1. I'm very busy at work, and so, not around much these days.
  2. Bill Snowden is on the move.
  3. The ancient art of fan fiction is alive and well.
  4. A thirteen year-old Shaun Hatton wrote the best sci-fi you'll ever read.
  5. The 2005 MTV Video Music Awards made for very bad television, but very good comedy.
  6. The year 1984 didn't turn out anything like the book promised it would.
  7. And while I always thought it was two, in turns out that my magic number is three.

Back in a bit.

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Anonymous said…
Maybe you should have a fan fiction contest.
That would be cool.
Or some kind of writing exercise.

Like..

"You have 3 items: A potato, a helicopter, and a second-rate mime. Write a short story about these items. Make the theme espionage."
1:08 pm
Dave said…
Sarah just brought to my attention that Paul Hurley hasn't had sex with me, he's only masturbated to a picture of me.
6:15 pm
Anonymous said…
Yes! Give it up for 13-year-old me ;)

We must get Jorge to post more of his art.
9:15 pm
Jay said…
I wondered what fan fiction could be...and then confirmed that indeed, it is only something that a true nerd would know about. Thanks for that. Now I have to dedicate the rest of my weekend from somehow eradicating this knowledge from my brain.
4:24 pm
kris said…
When did we all become adults and busy at work? I haven't been here in days because of adult stuff like dropping off dry cleaning, shopping for assorted sundries, and reading Maxim.

Stupid adulthood.
9:16 pm
Beth said…
Maybe you could have a contest where contestants have to write fan fiction about people masturbating while looking at a picture of you.
9:58 pm
Anonymous said…
Combine Beth's and my ideas, and we're all set!
9:59 am
Beth said…
OK, this is totally off-topic, but Dave, I need to know why your look alike named his kid Kal-el? Don't you have control over your look alikes?
1:17 am
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