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Discuss amongst yourselves -- July 4th

What's your porn name? In case you haven't done this one before: guys--combine your first pet and your mom's maiden name; girls -- combine your middle name and the name of the street where you live. In the room right now we have: Bandit Brown, Helen Pennington, Snowball Thompson, and Marie Nottingham. I think Snowball Thompson gets the prize.

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Anonymous said…
Thundercock Assmilk.

It's Slavic.
Anonymous said…
Brownie Olivera

Nice.
Anonymous said…
Cuddles McWilliams...
Nice one, eh?
Anonymous said…
Josh "Cat" Oakmount....I've been known to do a few movies with Cuddles McWilliams...
Anonymous said…
I've never heard of this gender split before, and it seems to favour the men: using the girl formula mine is "Lauren Taimani Watt Street 3". Not such a bodice ripper. And on Wednesday it will turn into "Lauren UN compound on a dirt alley" which is downright off-putting.

With the boy formula it would have been "Fluffy van Grunsven", which sounds more like a former pornstar, turned CNN anchor.

Also, let me make a very grown-up and mature shout-out to all the people (person) who lurk on this site but never comment...Happy Birthday.
Beth said…
I'm with you, Shel. Using the girl formula I'm Elizabeth West 16th -- not so exciting. Using the boy formula I'm Brandy Griffin... slightly better. The formula I've heard before is your first pet's name and the name of the street you grew up on, which would make me Brandy Mountainview... now that's a porn name!
Rebecca said…
Boy formula: Meow Forgeron.
Girl formula: Anne Caswell.

Sweet lord, I'd be a boring porn star.
kris said…
Ginger McDonald.

I clearly should find another job.
Jay said…
Lee 9th

What the hell?
Anonymous said…
Jay, that's quite a regal porn name you have there.
kris said…
I was close once with a Lee the 8th . . .
Dave said…
I deem Bandit Brown, Snowball Thompson, Brownie Olivera, Cuddles McWilliams, and Brandy Griffin hard core.

Anne Caswell and Ginger McDonald: soft core. We're talking Red Shoe Diaries.

Josh "Cat" Oakmount is working the camera; either "genre"--he's taking the work where he can get it.

I don't know what the hell to do with Lee 9th or Lauren Taimani Watt Street 3. Producers?

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