You end up in the middle of a bar brawl. What song would you like to have playing on the jukebox?
... that two people were instrumental in my joining Twitter. First, Isha . She sent out an article on it when the application was still brand new. (And I remember thinking, "Screw that noise. Like I need more online commitments.) Second was Rebecca . She joined up just a short while ago, claiming she hadn't met a bandwidth she didn't like . (And then she disappeared entirely from the internets .) It looked nice and pretty over there on her sidebar, and then I got a little jealous. The rest: history. And for those unobservant among you ( Jorge ), the Twitter feed is right there on my sidebar, replacing the old Radio 3 player that I loved, but that I think scared the bejezus out of a lot of people. Also, everyone should join Twitter. I'm needing some diversions , people.
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- Anything by Linkin Park
- "Gravel Pit" - Wu tang Clan
- "Dem Phonies" - Roots Manuva
- "Just A Day" - Vanessa Carlton (That would throw people off, and allow me to kick super ass).
Shows how much you know.
Besides, you and I would be immune, both having huge amounts of hair growing out of our ears to block the sound.
"Another one bites the Dust" sung by Queen...
Kris, you want in? We can have a Threesome Quarrel...
So many choices, apparently the soundtrack in my head is perfectly scored for violence.
Let's pretend it's a long fight and start with Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' as we circle each other and make attempts at hair-grabbing. Then 'Godless' by Mason Jennings ("k-killed a man, now I'm on the run...") and ending with 'Suffragette City' by David Bowie ("she's a total blam blam") that crescendoes with "aaaaaaah, wham bam thank you ma'am".
As I walk out of the bar, bloodied but triumphant, it'd be BJ Thomas' 'Somebody done somebody wrong song' melding with the stereo from the El Camino in the parking lot blaring 'Mediocrity Rules' by Le Tigre. Finally, when I start my own car, no doubt a Chevelle with patches of house paint, it would be one of the finest soul songs of all time: Marion Black (who's a fella) singing 'Who knows'. On cassette.
Dave, someone at my house appears to have stepped on or played field hockey with my laptop and until I buy a new one in Dubai I'll have to stay late at work one day to give Jared (which I rally like) a proper read/response. Sorry for the delay.
Although, knowing the fights I tend to get into, perhaps Girlfight might be more appropriate. It's perfect for pulling out clumps of another ho bag's hair weave.
Conversely, Whitney Houston's I Wanna Dance with Somebody would be a lot of fun.
But my vote goes to Black Betty; I used to box to that song regularly, it's real Tuff.
I thought Jay meant "Black Velvet." That would be hot, only if we were all sweaty like Matthew McConaughey and Ashley Judd were in A Time To Kill. Delish.
I know that's not what BRNQ said, but it entered my mind.
It's quite impossible.
Her boobs would get in the way.
Thus, the best song to throw on when fighting is anything by Dolly Parton. You get her to sing it live and stand in front of you, acting like a forcefield comprised of mammaries.
You attack from between her legs with sucker punches to your opponents' crotches.
Done and done.
The winnah?
Jorge and Dollllllllly Paaaaaaaarton!
haha...
I'd go with either:
'Blood on Our Hands' by Death From Above 1979 - because it would be cool
'Mama Said Knock You Out' - because it would be funny
or
Earsplitting Feedback - because then I could run away while everyone was too busy clutching their skulls
Sort of depends on the mood, I guess.
Nice job, skully.
'I love Rock & Roll'
'Feel Like Makin' Love' - Bad Company
I love a good old-fashioned fight! By the way, I got here from Jorge's blog.
Fun reading!
More crickets.
But they're all waiting intently for more of your "bouncing"...
Of course, you DID find your bra 'n all...