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Discuss amongst yourselves - July 18th

Which would you rather be described as having?

a) an ass that won't quit
b) an ass you could set your drink on
c) an ass like a ten year-old boy
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Anonymous said…
d) An ass that a ten year old won't quit putting his drink on.

What the hell do I look like, a table?
12:31 am
Jay said…
Well I think that a) is the "right" answer here. I mean, any way you say it, it's kind of a compliment. Unless a gimpy guy in a dark alley says it, in which case, I can only hope to run.
5:12 am
Omeaux said…
Definitely the ass of a ten year old boy.

They have spectacular asses. Actually, the rest of them ain't bad, either.
7:57 am
Anonymous said…
Aaaaand CUT!

That's it, I'm keeping Harry Potter away from Jason.

Incidentally, I would agree with Jason on the synopsis of his ass.

Jay, from what little I have seen of her, has a great tush.

And Dave? Well, you know those bare-red-assed monkeys? That's his ass.
9:27 am
Anonymous said…
Oh, shit. Jason stole my answer.
3:47 pm
kris said…
Most definitely an ass that won't quit. I'd get more of my supplies up the mountain that way.
6:08 pm
Anonymous said…
And by mountain, do you mean ass?
8:16 pm
Rebecca said…
I have to agree with Jorge's first answer, although simply a) is the best I can hope for.
10:45 pm
Tammy said…
I'd say (a), but I've had to settle instead for an ass that tries really hard.
10:54 pm
Dave said…
Yes, an ass that works real hard until 11:30, then takes a two hour lunch, then performs okay until maybe 2:00, then dogs it for a while before leaving ten minutes early. There's the right answer.
12:47 pm
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