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Discuss amongst yourselves - June 27th

Cruise, Lohan, Crowe, Jacko. Who's next to lose it in public and why? Feeling lazy? Just mix and match from the following:

1. Dakota Fanning - a) hooked on whippits
2. Tobey Maguire - b) has four ribs removed to attempt self fellatio
3. Ving Rhames - c) refuses to wear anything other than Fendi's new Baby Chic Diaper and Soother line
4. Steve Buscemi - d) mistakes his wife for a hat
5. Christina Ricci - e) crazy with the syph
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Anonymous said…
I can see it now in the headlines..

Dakota Fanning hits 20! Moves to Porn industry. Renames herself "Dakota Fanny".

Steve Buscemi befuddles plastic surgeon as botox has no effect!

Tobey Maguire signals coming of the apocolypse due to second facial expression!
4:34 pm
Anonymous said…
Honestly, I think Tobey Maguire and Elijah Wood should have an expression contest...
11:33 am
kris said…
Dakota Fanning will be in Maxim by 15 a la another blond child star, Ms. Kirsten Dunst . . .
3:20 pm
Jay said…
This is why I love you: every time I utter the words "I hate that little girl" I feel a pang of guilt. Well, I assume it's guilt. I am otherwise unfamiliar with guilt. But I come here, and I am among friends.
8:50 am
Anonymous said…
That's not guilt, J-gal. It's unchewed food. You see, I have the same problem.

When I watch how successful people can become for no reason, it causes my brain to freeze mid-meal.

Eventually, I discover the food in my mouth has disappeared somewhere, but due to my short attention span, I forget and keep eating.

I discover later that I have a Dakota-Fanning-inspired-stomach-ache.

DAMMMIT!
9:09 am
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