Skip to main content

Finding Million Dollar Neverbaby

Just came back from an Oscar nominee double-feature and I feel as though I did my bit for God and country (though I suppose only Genie noms should make me feel that way). Now all that’s left is Ray, which is on video, so I’m a sorry sack of crap if I can’t pull that off between now and next Sunday.

I’m glad to have both movies out of the way, each for a different reason. Million Dollar Baby has a twist that I’d heard critics allude to, and I was sure it would be completely spoiled for me before I got to see it. It’s not a crazy twist; she doesn’t turn out to be a ghost, and she doesn’t reveal her package to Stephen Rea, and she’s neither Keyser Soze nor Tyler Durden, but the story takes a big turn, and sometimes just the knowledge that there is a twist is spoiler enough for me. Having seen it, I like it a lot. From a Best Picture standpoint, if I can boil the script, the cinematography, the acting, the directing, the artistic merit, and the potential longevity of this movie down to a single number, that number would be two.

I didn’t want to see Finding Neverland because, well, I pretty much just didn’t wanna. Period dress and Peter Pan and little British boys—not sure about you, but it isn't the kind of thing that I generally get excited about. Having seen it, I liked it enough. It could have been broadcast on the Hallmark Channel if the cast was of a lesser caliber. At any moment the movie could have crossed over into obvious, emotion-demanding territory, but it never did. Hard to believe that this movie comes from the director of Monster’s Ball. In fact, I was sort of hoping that at some point Winslet’s character would tell Barrie, “I want you to make me feel good. Can you make me feel geeeeewd? Awwggghhhmmme feel geeeeewd!” Sadly: never happened.

Comments

Anonymous said…
All movies should end with Halle Berry falling off a cliff.
Dave said…
Now that's fucking funny.
Anonymous said…
The beautiy is that 2 of the movies can have Hugh Jackman pushing her off!

YEAH!

Popular posts from this blog

Discuss Amongst Yourselves - January 30th, 2006

In case you don’t read my comments (and if not, you’re nuts cause that’s where all the good stuff is), Courtney has just declared herself movie illiterate. So, if you had to recommend five essential movies that everyone should see, what would they be? Let me stress: only five. For those of you with break-the-rules tendencies (like--I dunno--just picking a name out of the air... Jorge ?), your comment gets chucked out. Give’r.

A complex phrase, in which the various parts are enchained

“Barry,” my cousin Mike said, “I think it’s time.” It was clear that my brother didn’t feel the same way, but he only shrugged, which Mike took as agreement. “Dave,” he said, giving the words as much gravity as he could muster, “Go get the dictionary.” I was nine years old, and a tag-along. I’d walked in on my brother telling a story about how—during school that morning—a girl he knew got her period in the middle of French class. And I laughed like the dickens. And then they called me on it. After I’d lugged the dictionary down from the spare room, Mike told me to look up the word period and read out the definition. “The end of a cycle, a series of events, or a single action?” “Keep going,” he said. “The full pause with which a sentence closes?” “Not that.” “An interval of geologic—“ “Gimme that!” He yanked the book towards him, read down the page, and pointed me towards the definition he’d found. Menstruation: the monthly discharge of blood from the uterus of nonpregnant women from pu...